What IS in a woman's purse?

It's the age old question.  Of course, my husband never knows what to call my purse.  He usually asks something like this "Do you have your purse/pocketbook/wallet thing?"  I admit that I contribute to the confusion because sometimes I only carry a large wallet, then other times I have a much larger bag that the wallet goes into.  I still think it's funny that he can never figure out what to call it, and I just think pocketbook is a funny word. 

This month I am taking part in the SITS/Problogger 31 Days to a Better Blog challenge.
Today's challenge was to write a list post.  Today has been a ridiculously long day for me and my creativity has flown the coop.  As such, I decided to list what is in my purse/pocketbook/wallet thingie.  You, lucky reader, are in luck because I am carrying a BIG bag today. 

• empty eyeglass case
• yellow plastic case with neosporin and two bandaids
• blink n clean eyedrops
• Benadryl readymist
• nail clippers
• 2 nail files
• inhaler (had bad bronchitis early summer)
• saline solution
• contact lens case
• appointment cards for orthodontist (if you are in the area, Dr. Gierie is great!)
• small wallet with business cards and inexplicably a pair of earrings
• another small first aid kit (I promise we aren't accident prone)
• reading glasses
• small baggie of soft peppermints from Fresh Market
• 7 small hair clips
• 1 Almay lip gloss
• 2 Philosophy lip glosses
• eyes lips face travel mirror
• small flashlight
• Splenda
• antibacterial hand gel
• car charger for my cell phone
• 3 Sharpie clickable pens (seriously one of my favorite things right now!) 
• headphones
• extra key ring (disney of course) with customer loyalty cards
• Ipod nano
• extra microphone for my Kodak Zi8 video camera
• actual wallet with driver's license, credit cards, small amount of cash, insurance card and Disney Annual Pass (valid through next July, wanna go?)
• small Vera Bradley cosmetic bag with tylenol, advil, benadryl and tweezers
• last but not least, and Oscar Mayer weenie whistle (no, I don't know why)

That is my list of what's in my bag, I want to know what's in yours.  (I really want to know if anyone can tell me why there is a weenie whistle in my bag!)

I have not been compensated for mentioning any of these products, this is truly what I found in my purse!